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Literally, of course, the maggot of a cunt.

However, in general a very strong insult, applied to a truly despicable and egregiously unpleasant person.

That Dick Cheney is a fucking cuntmaggot.

cuntmaggot by wyldwyl April 17, 2008

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Cuntfaggot

A cunt and a faggot at the same time.

“Yo Jerome, look it’s a cuntfaggot,” said Joel.

Cuntfaggot by BlackNipper October 21, 2019

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Cunt Maggot

The insects produced after you have gone at your girlfriend with salami, pepperoni, etc. and she has failed to clean house correctly.

A term of endearment used to describe my best friends.

There was this chick I knew in school, nicknamed brown trout, guess why - when she forgot to clean out, she got cunt maggots!

Matthew is always such a superdouche, but on occasion, he's able to reach the level of cunt maggotry.

Cunt Maggot by Brown Kau March 5, 2009

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MC Cuntwaggon

A shitty "musician"

Have you heard of MC Cuntwaggon? Good.

MC Cuntwaggon by Annon7407 July 8, 2018

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cuntfaggot

cuntfaggot is when a lesbo rubs her clit on another dykes clit.

little kid:o CUNTFAGGOT!!!
mother: hey dont say that. your not a dyke. okay bitch?
littl kid: im gonna kill myself.

cuntfaggot by hamasakihellsing September 8, 2005

a Cuntfaggot

Someone who is not very nice preferably a woman.

I'm actually a cuntfaggot not a butt-hole.

a Cuntfaggot by denzeldavid January 11, 2025

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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