cuntador

A cuntador is a person who doesn't play fair, whether in sport, business or life. Someone who uses another person's misfortune to gain something for themselves.

Originated when the cyclist Alberto Contador, took an unfair advantage of cyclist Andy Schleck's bike malfunction on stage 16 of the 2010 Tour de France.

Alberto is such a Cuntador.

by Schlecky July 20, 2010

Cuntatorship

Similar to a dictatorship, except the leader is a bigger tyrant.

When the statue came down, he knew his cuntatorship was in tatters.

by alexbusby July 22, 2010

Cuntator

1) A female version of a dictator.
2) A very strong female who misuses her power.

1) That Professor rules her Department with an iron cunt. She's such a cuntator!!

by Vionbringer February 28, 2010

el cantador mode

being so hardcore about a band that it becomes your life to promote and basically stalk that band until everyone you know loves them. then you move on to the next band.

Dude, he just found out about Johnny Apple Eyes and is in total el cantador mode about it.

by e.hayes March 30, 2010

cuntasoris rex

when a female has a rather wrinkly vagina or (pussy) and it is always moist. sometimes there is irregular extreme amounts of discharge that flood the panties. often a cunasoris rex is an ugly preppy girl with a hairy or razerburned rectum

wow donald is dating one hell of a cuntasoris rex

by daloeirs April 25, 2006

cuntasorous

a HUGE cunt, possibly the biggest cunt ever.

friend 1: omg i can't believe our spanish teacher gave us another pop quiz!

friend 2: i know! she's such a cuntasorous

by mjb7 March 1, 2009

cuntahora

A cunt whore. It can also be used as a term of endearment.

1)I hate my boss, she's such a cuntahora.

2)Pablo, how are you my little cuntahora?

by Sam_H January 16, 2009