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cuntbusting 

Attacking a girl's genitals, whether for fun or for reasons of self defense. While not as easy of a target as a man's testicles, the clitoris is every bit as sensitive. Even a playful slap, while not particularly harmful, can still be enough to make a girl double up and fall to the ground in pain. On the other hand, a full force kick can crush the clitoris up into the pelvic bone, compressing it. Since the clitoris is so tender, this will cause the girl incredible amounts of pain, and in some cases, severe injury, such as vulvodynia, bruising of the vulva and clitoris. In extreme cases, the girl may experience bruising to her pelvic bone as well. Severe cases of cuntbusting also carry the potential of emotional trauma, since the average girl tends to be more sensitive than the average boy.

For some reason, a surprisingly large number of (mostly younger) girls are unaware of their genitals' tenderness. Yet when kicked full force in the groin by the same person, girls are going to suffer just as much (if not even more) pain as boys, because of the double shot on the clitoris and the pelvis. The clitoris is located slightly higher, so when kicking a girl in the groin, the attacker aims higher and hits the clitoris and the pelvis, which is located right behind it. On the other hand, the testicles hang lower, so when kicking a boy, only his testicles are hit, and not his pelvis. It's still incredibly painful for a boy, but he won't have pelvic bruising to add to his injuries.
Danny: So Sarah tried to kick me in the nuts over the last bagel this morning.

Alec: That's a bad idea, considering you're a black belt in karate... what'd you do? You let her have it?

Danny: Let's just say I gave my little sister a cuntbusting she'll never forget!

Alec: How so?

Danny: I kicked her so hard in her little pussy that she dropped to the ground immediately and burst into tears.

Alec: That'll teach her.

Danny: She's probably still crying.
cuntbusting by Orren Wells May 8, 2013
A painful attack delivered to a woman's vulva, such as a kick, knee, stomp, punch etc. Made to punish, for fun or to keep them aware of that they are not superior over men regarding genital attacks. The attack is deadly effective in incapacitating the woman since this is agonizingly painful.
When she tried to kick my balls, I got a hold of her leg and made a cuntbust so hard that left my shoe impression.

When the man cuntbusted her, she fell down grabbing her fanny and started coughing.

After a hard cuntbust, she was rolling on the ground and asking for water.

She never tried to ballbust any man after she was rendered barren with a devastating cuntbust.

After that lethal cuntbust, she has been suffering from vulvodynia.

Cuntbust teaches women never to mess with men again.
Cuntbust by C.Maniac January 8, 2008

cuntbuster 

An erection in which the man in question's penis has acheived its maximum length and girth.
"Man, your mum is so hot. The whole time she was cooking us breakfast I had an enormous cuntbuster on."
cuntbuster by living_legend August 1, 2008

Cuntbuster 

An extraordinarily large penis. A term usually used to add color to an expression of surprise.
OMG, look at the cuntbuster on that guy!
Cuntbuster by Mike Tyrikos June 24, 2006

Cuntbuster 

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.
"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."
Cuntbuster by ZedZol September 7, 2008

Cuntbluster 

Literally, a loud aggressive queef
Colloquially, someone who speaks with authority on a subject they obviously know nothing about.
DudeBro1: Hey did you see the comment Kevin posted about the Kylie Jenner challenge?
DudeBro2: Yeah man, dude's a total cuntbluster.
Cuntbluster by Rubmyrichard April 23, 2015
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