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cuntbutler 

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
cuntbutler by bucket004 May 25, 2009

cuntbutler 

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.
He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.
cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010

cuntbutler 

A more rare cuntbutler is the man who worships at the alter of muff and devotes himself to the clitoral arts.
He's an ugly little sod but he has the patience of an accomplished cuntbutler.
cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010

cuntbuster 

An erection in which the man in question's penis has acheived its maximum length and girth.
"Man, your mum is so hot. The whole time she was cooking us breakfast I had an enormous cuntbuster on."
cuntbuster by living_legend August 1, 2008

Cuntbuster 

An extraordinarily large penis. A term usually used to add color to an expression of surprise.
OMG, look at the cuntbuster on that guy!
Cuntbuster by Mike Tyrikos June 24, 2006

Cuntbuster 

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.
"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."
Cuntbuster by ZedZol September 7, 2008