cuntiod

A large, dense, 3 dimensional shape that resembles Glenn.

I turned the corner and ran into a cuntiod.

by William (Billy) Shears August 6, 2018

cuntoid

1) n. someone who is acting like a douchebag

2) adj. word used to describe a person whose features resemble female genitalia

1) I decided to go home because Tom was acting like a total cuntoid.

2) Did you see that girl's face?? She had cuntoid lips!

by vwwoolle March 2, 2008

cuntious

a very posh cunt.

you are very cuntious

by haggard-ash August 14, 2009

Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.

My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.

by Fortitude July 2, 2015

Cuntional

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).

If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.

by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004

cuntionality

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt

The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.

by Nickhuge December 9, 2014

Cuntidoodle

when someone’s being a cunt and you call them a cuntidoodle

Dylan’s such a cuntidoodle

by faithsahoe November 23, 2019