cuntoid

1) n. someone who is acting like a douchebag

2) adj. word used to describe a person whose features resemble female genitalia

1) I decided to go home because Tom was acting like a total cuntoid.

2) Did you see that girl's face?? She had cuntoid lips!

by vwwoolle March 2, 2008

cuntoid

A word describing a cheap, white-trash, nasty bitch who looks like her cunt stinks like hemorrhoids and has oozing puss dripping out.

Look at that stupid cuntoid, she should take her skanky ass back to the trailer park.

by Manuel Snodgrass April 7, 2004

Cuntfiddler

One who plays with, and/or fiddles with cunt on a regular basis.

Mary: "I can't believe how good Johnny was last night!"
Eric: "Yeah that's Johnny for you, he's a real cuntfiddler"

by SunBro November 4, 2014

cuntold

The female equivalent of a cuckold. A submissive wife with a husband who takes on nympho and skanky lovers whereby the husband's sexual pleasures become the wife's vicarious sexual pleasures and experiences.

The wife learned how to please her husband by watching a cuntold satiate him

by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007

Cuntfidence

Delusional confidence usually found in those cunts of the highest order.

"look at that stupid prick dancing in the kanye west glasses, full of cuntfidence"

by Culivar July 12, 2009

Cuntfident

A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.

Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.

by Jeff D February 18, 2004

cuntvid-19

A respiratory illness that causes really hateful, mean things to spew from the lungs.... The illness is unfortunately rarely fatal, but it can cause people to wish for the death of those inflicted...

Man, what is going on with John? He used to be so kind, but now he is so mean. He seems to have come down with a serious case of cuntvid-19.

by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 18, 2020