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cuntington’s whorea 

Cuntington’s Whorea refers to a progressive condition characterized by uncontrollable use of nasty words. Usually occurs in mean burned-out biotches who are overdue for retirement.

This is incidentally a “spoonerism” of a legit related medical condition, Huntington’s Chorea, which is accompanied by uncontrollable movements of the limbs and death of brain cells.
Man, I figured out what is wrong with her - She has Cuntington's Whorea!

The Doc just diagnosed her with Cuntington’s Whorea...prognosis is poor - we can count on frequent outbursts of nastiness from here on out...but now that she has a diagnosis, she can’t be blamed for it anymore...lucky bitch

cuntington 

"Look, there goes a fucking cuntington, his mum is loaded son!"
cuntington by Shayson May 23, 2007

Cuntinic 

A cuntinic is a individual that exhibits obnoxious and arrogant social skills. "Cunitinic" is derived from the English root word "cunt" but is elevated to a more sophisticated rank of diction as a result of the added suffix. Cuntinics are typically passive aggressive individuals with deep-seated mother issues, as a result, cunitinics are statistically more common in the male population. Cuntinics often show anger towards the word by expressions such as "go to hell", "i'm going to *add expletive".
Don't be such a cunitinic.

Once a cuntinic always a cunitinic
Cuntinic by Bercock June 29, 2011

Cuntingtons Disease 

A disease in which a girl acts deliberately or otherwise like a total cunt. This girl may appear bitchy or needy but rest assured she only has a case of Cuntingtons Disease.

Cures for Cuntingtons Disease are as follows
Reality Check
A Good Lay
New Clothes

Compliments
Travis: "Dude, that chick has always been a total bitch to me."
Zack: "Naw dude, its just her Cuntingtons Disease acting up again."
Travis: "Oh, no worries."
Cuntingtons Disease by Radio Rocket December 30, 2009

Cuntimeter 

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Cuntimeter by DudeA December 7, 2009

Cuntinue 

To keep coming back for the same pussy because it's so damn good.
She is so great in bed, he decided to cuntinue seeing her.
Cuntinue by Jeff D November 13, 2005