Cuntellectual

Name: Cuntellectual Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

An over-educated, over-privileged whiny bitch, particularly of the NYC variety who owns every sidewalk, elevator, parking space, etc and sees all challenges as coming from MAGA Trumper Deplorables no matter what the issue. Will not hesitate to bring up her degree(s) and/or father's legacy and 'who he is' while touting her Hobby Job as actual contributing work to society.

"I walked in then immediately out of Starbucks when I saw the table of cuntellectuals having a meeting."

Cuntellectual by Bigfatpoopyhead September 16, 2022

Get the Cuntellectual mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

contellectual

What I thoughtg Diana Ross was singing in "I'm Coming Out" Has become a mainstay in my vocabulary for no particular reason. I was a child and figured I would know what the word meant when I grew up.
Also see fantasvue

I'm coming out...I want the world to know, contellectual.

contellectual by fleetwoodbroughamdelegance October 26, 2004

Get the contellectual mug.

Related Words

Cuntellectual • contellectual • cuntillectual • untellectual • Buntellectual • cuntilectual

Buntellectual

A person who gives theory and ideas on everything under the sun without trying to implement atleast one them himself/herself. Wants everyone else to work on his/her ideas while resting on the couch.

PS: A buntellectual's ideas are never backed by personal experience!

intellectual bum Buntellectual

Buntellectual by pacchu77 February 3, 2014

Get the Buntellectual mug.

Untellectual

The opposite of an Intellectual; someone who lacks common sense and even basic knowledge of anything.

Chris: Have you seen that new guy, William around?

Steven: No.

Chris: Good, he's a bit untellectual most of the time.

Untellectual by PixelGeek52 August 23, 2018

Get the Untellectual mug.

untellectual

(n)1. an unitnelligent person.
(adj.) 2. a "no brainer"

Robert and his friends like to drink cheap beer and engage in untellectual conversation.

untellectual by cardboard disaster February 17, 2008

Get the untellectual mug.

cuntillectual

Your friend who is smarter than you but deploys their superior intellect to behave like the colloquial term for the lady’s garden.

Paul is such a cuntillectual, he uses the word ‘Cuntillectual’ as a putdown.

cuntillectual by Puts the Sanchez in the Durty October 30, 2020

Get the cuntillectual mug.

cuntilectual

The correct spelling of cuntillectual.

Paul, you cuntilectual. You of all people should know it’s not spelt Cuntillectual.

cuntilectual by Puts the Sanchez in the Durty October 30, 2020

Get the cuntilectual mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026