Catfiscated 

When you have something wonderful, but a cat approaches and steals your item of comfort. Usually the act of stealing is not, in fact, to enhance the cat's experience, but to tout their self-importance.

Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.

"I put cream in my iced coffee this morning, and after I put my coffee down, the stupid cat walked up and drank it."

"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."

Catfiscated by Frosty3434 May 17, 2019

Catfisted 

Being deceived about a persons identity online (as in catfished) except that instead of being motivated by romantic interest or sexual desire, the deceiving party is a harsh critic or hater with a vendetta.

"Kaki King is a brilliant guitarist but for some reason, she keeps getting Catfisted on YouTube by some hater with multiple fake profiles!"

Catfisted by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister August 13, 2014

Cuntfiscated 

When some(CUNT)one assumes the authority to take something precious to you away, with or without your knowledge.

DCP cuntfiscated my kids.

Cuntfiscated by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021