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Catfiscated

When you have something wonderful, but a cat approaches and steals your item of comfort. Usually the act of stealing is not, in fact, to enhance the cat's experience, but to tout their self-importance.

Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.
"I put cream in my iced coffee this morning, and after I put my coffee down, the stupid cat walked up and drank it."

"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."
by Frosty3434 May 17, 2019
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Catfisted

Being deceived about a persons identity online (as in catfished) except that instead of being motivated by romantic interest or sexual desire, the deceiving party is a harsh critic or hater with a vendetta.
"Kaki King is a brilliant guitarist but for some reason, she keeps getting Catfisted on YouTube by some hater with multiple fake profiles!"
by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister August 13, 2014
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Cuntfiscated

When some(CUNT)one assumes the authority to take something precious to you away, with or without your knowledge.
DCP cuntfiscated my kids.
by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021
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