Catfiscated

When you have something wonderful, but a cat approaches and steals your item of comfort. Usually the act of stealing is not, in fact, to enhance the cat's experience, but to tout their self-importance.

Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.

"I put cream in my iced coffee this morning, and after I put my coffee down, the stupid cat walked up and drank it."

"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."

Catfiscated by Frosty3434 May 17, 2019

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Catfisted

Being deceived about a persons identity online (as in catfished) except that instead of being motivated by romantic interest or sexual desire, the deceiving party is a harsh critic or hater with a vendetta.

"Kaki King is a brilliant guitarist but for some reason, she keeps getting Catfisted on YouTube by some hater with multiple fake profiles!"

Catfisted by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister August 13, 2014

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Catfiscated • Catfisted • Cuntfiscated

Cuntfiscated

When some(CUNT)one assumes the authority to take something precious to you away, with or without your knowledge.

DCP cuntfiscated my kids.

Cuntfiscated by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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