by Kimmy DeVrizzle January 16, 2008
To express oneself in a way considered annoyingly bitchy, self-righteous, excessively malicious and unpleasant.
Damn it Karen, why must you cuntificate to tech support when you can't even remember to plug in your printer?
by SilkSelkie May 21, 2018
A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.
by Karmasabitchlol February 23, 2018
by Professor of pedagogy November 14, 2015
by acljew November 07, 2006
Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.
He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.
He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.
by Nony314 February 18, 2019
'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.
Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain
Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
by The Decoy Gay August 09, 2006