cuntfabulate 

To attempt conversation while performing oral sex on a woman.

Despite her telling him not to cuntfabulate, her boyfriend had a habit of talking with his mouth full.

cuntfabulate by Lifeofloaf December 18, 2016

cuntwatulated 

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"

Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.

cuntwatulated by Vinter April 22, 2008

contabulated 

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

contabulated by sharw135 April 30, 2011

confabulate 

a gross sounding word meaning to talk casually

kelly and i confabulated in the hallway after class.

confabulate by joe schmo May 5, 2005

confabulate 

to congratulate someone on their fabulousness

to become fabulous

to make someone/something (more) fabulous.

I finally got to confabulate my hair yesterday!

Confabulations!

confabulate by ProfessorHakase June 4, 2013

Confabulate the bubbalicious 

Checking out a female's rear end

"Let's dip out of this bee-atch and hit the mall and confabulate the bubbalicious."

Confabulate the bubbalicious by Tha Shiz March 21, 2004

Contabulated 

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

Contabulated by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011