Lifeofloaf's definitions

safety wee

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.

"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"

by Lifeofloaf January 16, 2017

cuntfabulate

To attempt conversation while performing oral sex on a woman.

Despite her telling him not to cuntfabulate, her boyfriend had a habit of talking with his mouth full.

by Lifeofloaf December 18, 2016

Cuntfident

A woman confident in the knowledge that her lady garden is aesthetically pleasing.

Having spent some time in the women's naked spa, she was feeling very cuntfident.

by Lifeofloaf December 18, 2016