cunterment 

Defined by Charlie Brooker as: "The cunty argument of a cunt. As in...

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment, but..."

cunterment by alex-u June 2, 2011

Cunterment 

The cunty argument of a cunt

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment but...

Cunterment by C brooker May 9, 2011

centerment 

People who spell centre wrong might also spell centrement incorrectly.

"Now's our chance to fuck up the Englisg language some more."
"Centerment isn't a real word anyway moron."
"Oh yeah!"

centerment by The weird and wonderful Egyptian King August 29, 2006

cuntliment 

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment

You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one

cuntliment by Mel R August 12, 2016

cutement

The homie you can never not be sus for to the point where you wonder if maybe it isn't a joke anymore and maybe you really wanna kiss him.

Sus boi #1: Hey you guys talk to cutement today?
Sus Boi #2: Yea he was looking mad fine, I kinda wanna hit.

cutement by xjzuriel November 23, 2020

Cuntermercial 

An emotionally blackmailing and often disturbing charity advert that infers a negative moral standing on the viewer if they do not subscribe to them. Usually accompanied by a sanctimonious, platitudinous voice-over and distressing music.

i.e. if you don't give us money, we're showing you is your fault and you are a uncaring/neglectful/heartless cunt.

Dave watched NCIS as always, but in the first commercial break there was a cuntermercial that made him feel terrible for having his comfy sofa and nice girlfriend.

He nearly pledged the 3 bucks a month but the pizza turned up.

Cuntermercial by Snowcaller February 25, 2013

Cunterfeit 

When a man has a sex change operation to give him a vagina, the resulting orifice is known as a cunterfeit.

Check that girl out over there, she's kinda hot.

Dude... she has a cunterfeit.

Cunterfeit by anonymandias March 19, 2010