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Cunterment 

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment but...
Cunterment by C brooker May 9, 2011

centerment 

People who spell centre wrong might also spell centrement incorrectly.
"Now's our chance to fuck up the Englisg language some more."
"Centerment isn't a real word anyway moron."
"Oh yeah!"

cuntliment 

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment
You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one
cuntliment by Mel R August 12, 2016
The homie you can never not be sus for to the point where you wonder if maybe it isn't a joke anymore and maybe you really wanna kiss him.
Sus boi #1: Hey you guys talk to cutement today?
Sus Boi #2: Yea he was looking mad fine, I kinda wanna hit.
cutement by xjzuriel November 23, 2020

Cuntermercial 

An emotionally blackmailing and often disturbing charity advert that infers a negative moral standing on the viewer if they do not subscribe to them. Usually accompanied by a sanctimonious, platitudinous voice-over and distressing music.

i.e. if you don't give us money, we're showing you is your fault and you are a uncaring/neglectful/heartless cunt.
Dave watched NCIS as always, but in the first commercial break there was a cuntermercial that made him feel terrible for having his comfy sofa and nice girlfriend.

He nearly pledged the 3 bucks a month but the pizza turned up.
Cuntermercial by Snowcaller February 25, 2013

Cunterfeit 

When a man has a sex change operation to give him a vagina, the resulting orifice is known as a cunterfeit.
Check that girl out over there, she's kinda hot.

Dude... she has a cunterfeit.
Cunterfeit by anonymandias March 19, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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