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Cunterment 

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment but...
Cunterment by C brooker May 9, 2011

centerment 

People who spell centre wrong might also spell centrement incorrectly.
"Now's our chance to fuck up the Englisg language some more."
"Centerment isn't a real word anyway moron."
"Oh yeah!"

cuntliment 

For when the backhanded compliment is just too bitchy to be called a backhanded compliment
You: You've surprised me, when I first met you I thought you were a fuck tard, but now I'm undecided
Me: Well that's a cuntliment if ever I've heard one
cuntliment by Mel R August 12, 2016
The homie you can never not be sus for to the point where you wonder if maybe it isn't a joke anymore and maybe you really wanna kiss him.
Sus boi #1: Hey you guys talk to cutement today?
Sus Boi #2: Yea he was looking mad fine, I kinda wanna hit.
cutement by xjzuriel November 23, 2020

Cuntermercial 

An emotionally blackmailing and often disturbing charity advert that infers a negative moral standing on the viewer if they do not subscribe to them. Usually accompanied by a sanctimonious, platitudinous voice-over and distressing music.

i.e. if you don't give us money, we're showing you is your fault and you are a uncaring/neglectful/heartless cunt.
Dave watched NCIS as always, but in the first commercial break there was a cuntermercial that made him feel terrible for having his comfy sofa and nice girlfriend.

He nearly pledged the 3 bucks a month but the pizza turned up.
Cuntermercial by Snowcaller February 25, 2013

Cunterfeit 

When a man has a sex change operation to give him a vagina, the resulting orifice is known as a cunterfeit.
Check that girl out over there, she's kinda hot.

Dude... she has a cunterfeit.
Cunterfeit by anonymandias March 19, 2010