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City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.
Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.
by Snowcaller September 3, 2014
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An emotionally blackmailing and often disturbing charity advert that infers a negative moral standing on the viewer if they do not subscribe to them. Usually accompanied by a sanctimonious, platitudinous voice-over and distressing music.

i.e. if you don't give us money, we're showing you is your fault and you are a uncaring/neglectful/heartless cunt.
Dave watched NCIS as always, but in the first commercial break there was a cuntermercial that made him feel terrible for having his comfy sofa and nice girlfriend.

He nearly pledged the 3 bucks a month but the pizza turned up.
by Snowcaller February 25, 2013
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Some sort of tattoo that is either corny, too far into the avante garde or just plain terrible to look at.

Derived as a contraction of 'SHI'tty and i'NK', best quantified as a Tattoo that someone should never have had. Or even as a tattoo that noone should ever have had or no tattoo artist should ever have cast to skin.

. Similar to, but not exclusely from, Tramp Stamp, Twat Badge or Slag Tag.

It is important to point out that in the 21st century, neither Tramp Stamp or Slag Tag are gender biased, although the wearers of such shink may think that it may be the case.
'Dave' : "Have you seen Henry's shink, he's well proud but i think it's one of the ugliest tat's i've seen".
Dave#2 : "Dog, you think Hen's is bad, look at Dave#3's. He's got eight dolphins carrying two panthers on a butterfly with some Celtic stuff."
Dave#4: " That's shink of the highest order..."
by Snowcaller February 23, 2015
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Funny motherfucker who i agree with on most things.
Libertarian, drunk, loves mocaine, barely sane, all the way smart as fuck.
Compared to Bill Hicks and George Carlin for his provacative thinking he makes funny so that his thoughts can be 'comedy friendly'.
He fully deserves to be compared to those greats of comedy, as well as Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor.
Love Bill, miss him. Doug and Bill are similar in being thinkers who make it funny so they are heard as much as, or probably more than, being pro comics.
Doug's a different beast to Bill, colder sharper, more ruthless and definately drunker.
Doug, like the greats of the funny i have mentioned is the Jester who calls the King a cunt, just as Bill Hicks, Rich Pryor, Lenny Bruce and George Carlin would, could and did.

Those men are acknowledged as great.
Doug's only hitting mass media now.
Time to listen up folks.

Doug broke my heart when i found the one country he hates is mine.
Still, the man's a fucking true jester-philosopher.

'Doing a Stanhope': Socially disquieting act of pointing out the elephant in the room in a shockingly open way and being funny at the same time, yet not giving a fuck if someone is offended by it. That's their problem.
Bloke 1: Man, i oughtta punch you for what you said to my mom.
Bloke 2: Yeah i was a dick and you can punch me if you need to, but the woman was talking shit, so i got all Doug Stanhope on her.
Bloke 1:No dude, you didn't do a Stanhope. You were just fucking rude, man.
by Snowcaller September 3, 2014
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One who loves to view the grace, beauty and dedication of the physical accomplishments of Eastern or Western combat arts, without being bothered to actually do any of it, yet still knowing a great deal on the subject.
Could possibly be called a Partial Artist or Chair Boxer.
Someone who enjoys others who fight while they sit, one who has mastered Bum Fu.
A lazy Fight Fan.
Bloke 1: Your mate knows alot about martial arts, girl...
Lady 1:Oh, dude, he's an Armchair Martial Artist who has mastered Bum Fu.
by Snowcaller December 4, 2013
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