anonymandias's definitions

Toast Job

A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.

Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.

by anonymandias March 3, 2010

Cunterfeit

When a man has a sex change operation to give him a vagina, the resulting orifice is known as a cunterfeit.

Check that girl out over there, she's kinda hot.

Dude... she has a cunterfeit.

by anonymandias March 19, 2010