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A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.
Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.
by anonymandias March 03, 2010

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When a man has a sex change operation to give him a vagina, the resulting orifice is known as a cunterfeit.
Check that girl out over there, she's kinda hot.

Dude... she has a cunterfeit.
by anonymandias March 19, 2010

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