An ill-mannered gentleman; On the one hand he's rude and brash, making you want to call him a cunt, but you also recognise there is a gentlemanly aura surrounding him.

(A man crashes into your car)
Car crash victim: 'EEEEEEYYYY, CUNT'
Cuntleman: 'Oh dear, what crude language! I'm terribly sorry but i believe it was your fault, young sir'
Car crash victim: 'Ok, sorry, i take it back. '

cuntleman by littlemac June 28, 2012

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canerman

an inter-breed of a canadian and/or german, creating an unstable balance of stuff and jesus.

Jordan Jew: "that damn canerman stole my stuff"
Alex Menuer: "lets kick that canerman's bunghole!"
Ian turd: "dude, that's a canerman crusafix! put it down and wash your hands!"

canerman by Ian Turd June 7, 2006

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Cunterval

a break during a marathon sex session

They took a cunterval every 20 minutes

Cunterval by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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cunteroni

A term used to describe an extra bitchy female that sounds less offensive than saying cunt but is really just as bad in meaning. By choosing this word, you are decreasing the chance that other girls around you will get pissed at you for insulting their entire sex. And it's funny cause it rhymes with macaroni. Who can get mad at that? It's adorable.

This bitch in Mandees was pissing me off big time but I was sexually outnumbered so I chose my words carefully and called her a cunteroni. It was great, the other girls just laughed and agreed. I still shielded my balls though, just in case.

cunteroni by JoeMoe November 15, 2007

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