Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

cuntaloupe by andy1 June 11, 2005

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cuntagon

A group of people who all act like cunts. It can be as many or little people as required, however they must all be identified as cunts.

James: "Hey who are those on the corner?"
Brad: "Oh them? That's the cuntagon"

Bob: "Welcome to the Cuntagon"

cuntagon by EppingForest July 26, 2011

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cunteroni

A term used to describe an extra bitchy female that sounds less offensive than saying cunt but is really just as bad in meaning. By choosing this word, you are decreasing the chance that other girls around you will get pissed at you for insulting their entire sex. And it's funny cause it rhymes with macaroni. Who can get mad at that? It's adorable.

This bitch in Mandees was pissing me off big time but I was sexually outnumbered so I chose my words carefully and called her a cunteroni. It was great, the other girls just laughed and agreed. I still shielded my balls though, just in case.

cunteroni by JoeMoe November 15, 2007

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Cuntaholic

Someone who consistently acts like a 'cunt' for whatever reason.

You need to chill the fuck out mate & stop being such a 'cuntaholic!'

Cuntaholic by Astro73 December 4, 2021

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