cuntastrophic 

When a chick meddles to the point of absolute fuckery, causing a shit storm of issues. Most likely associated with a bitch of the highest caliber who will stop at nothing to cause drama.

Goddamn man! She is the most cuntastrophic chick I have ever known. She can't go a damn day without causing some shit! FUCK!

cuntastrophic by PayneEbonwing July 18, 2019

cuntastrophic Failure 

Children who have failed miserably due to being raised (badly) by a THOT that is a cuntastrophe.

My daughter is a cuntastrophic failure because she lived with my ex.

cuntastrophic Failure by The Whole Cactus February 21, 2023

catastrophic success 

An event or product that attracts so much interest and attention that it exceeds its own sustaining capacity, resulting in the inability of the organization to respond to demand.

The new product was such a hit that the store ran out, resulting in angry crowds destroying the mall. It was a catastrophic success for the company.

catastrophic success by ohlms March 10, 2009

Chatastrophic

Adjective describing terrible banter or a person with terrible banter

I had to sit next to Sally at dinner last night. She was chatastrophic!

Chatastrophic by dr ben June 28, 2009

Down Catastrophic 

A more severe/extreme version of Down Bad or Down Horrendous. The term is usually used to describe someone who hasn't had a significant other or a hookup in a very long time and is just downright desperate for literally anyone at this point so that they can experience love, lust, affection, and everything in between.

Marie: "Hey, isn't this boy cute?" *Shows picture of HIDEOUS boy*
Stacie: *Throws up* "Ew Marie! You are definitely down catastrophic!"
Moral of the story is, don't get to a point where you're down catastrophic.

Down Catastrophic by KyeKage February 17, 2021

Cuntastrophe 

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.

Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

Cuntastrophe by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010

Cuntastrophe 

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.

Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.

Cuntastrophe by Konglomerate January 10, 2009