Cuntastrophe 

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.

Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

Cuntastrophe by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010

Cuntastrophe 

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.

Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.

Cuntastrophe by Konglomerate January 10, 2009

cuntastrophe 

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.

I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.

cuntastrophe by Olia March 23, 2008

Cuntastrophe 

Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.

Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.

Cuntastrophe by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008

cuntastrophe 

when good pussy goes bad

did you see jenny last night. what a cuntastrophe

cuntastrophe by louflo July 11, 2010

Cuntastrophe 

When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.

"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"

"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."

"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"

Cuntastrophe by marc nofler January 2, 2007

Cuntastrophe 

When a guy fucks 5+ girls in one night

John was having a cuntastrophe

Cuntastrophe by Summatime August 4, 2012