A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.
Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.
Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."
Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.
Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."
Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.
by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010
A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.
Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
by Konglomerate January 11, 2009
Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.
Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.
by The Mystical Foot August 11, 2008
When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.
"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"
"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."
"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"
"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."
"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"
by marc nofler December 30, 2006
A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.
by Olia March 24, 2008
by louflo July 11, 2010
When a chick meddles to the point of absolute fuckery, causing a shit storm of issues. Most likely associated with a bitch of the highest caliber who will stop at nothing to cause drama.
Goddamn man! She is the most cuntastrophic chick I have ever known. She can't go a damn day without causing some shit! FUCK!
by PayneEbonwing July 18, 2019