cuntastrophy

1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.

1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.

by blakeibus November 1, 2006

Cuntastrophy

Crazy person who is also a cunt. Non-gender specific.

What a cuntastrophy.

by Rey Shmee October 21, 2018

Dirty cuntastrophy

The act of eating a used condom out of the vagina after the woman had an affair.

Last night I went down on Debbie and had a dirty cuntastrophy.

by Justspeakinfrumexperience March 10, 2021

cumtastrophe

A horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of semen that their universe is forever chang-ed.

1) If i ever ran into Brooke Burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest cumtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) Sometimes, I just want to go to a Japanese massage parlor. Only problem is...because i love asian women so much, when I get the happy ending, it usually turns into a cumtastrophe.

by Red Baron December 16, 2004

Cuntastrophe

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.

Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010

Cuntastrophe

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.

Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.

by Konglomerate January 10, 2009

cuntastrophe

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.

I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.

by Olia March 23, 2008