Cunt Ruffle 

A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.

"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"

"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."

Cunt Ruffle by Sibamos June 11, 2006

Cunt Ruffle 

Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....

Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.

Cunt Ruffle by Hey Jack November 27, 2016

Cumtruffle 

When you jack off to food porn and your cum seems gourmet.

Richard: Where were you yesterday?
Kevin: Bro I had a cumtruffle.

Cumtruffle by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019

cuntruffle

Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.

When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!

cuntruffle by Advil April 7, 2004

cuntmuffler 

talk talk talk talk aw fuck shut the fuck up bitch

jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?

cuntmuffler by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017

contruffled 

When you are so confused that you feel troubled.

Teacher: hey how is your homework going?
Student: I don’t know I feel contruffled

contruffled by Christinobug September 9, 2022

cuntfuffle 

When you are in a bit of a fuffle but also a cunt - Cuntfuffle

Example “Sarah is a stoned cunt and Amy is high on morphine cunt together their conversations were Cuntfuffled”

We are right cuntfuffled!!!!

cuntfuffle by Samey November 25, 2022