cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.

Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.

cunt punter by ARuss703 October 24, 2009

Cunt Punter

A cunt punter is somone who after having sex with a female pushes her towards the front door and kicks her in the cunt right out the door.

Butters donkey fucked his ex girlfriend , after finisheing he cunt punted that whore out the door. He is such a cunt punter! Yeah Boy!

Cunt Punter by Jeremy (i.e. midget, i.e., hey butter wanna play lord of the rings?) November 28, 2004

Cunt Punterific

used to describe a person, thing, or situation (usually referring to a women)
that makes you want to cunt punt someone or something.

"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's cunt punterific!"

Cunt Punterific by drklein April 23, 2013

cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

Cunthunters 

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.

"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"

Cunthunters by DJRailz January 19, 2021

cuntputer 

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007

Cuntpunter 

A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.

"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"

Cuntpunter by cuntpunter69 October 27, 2008