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Cuntpunter 

A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.
"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"
Cuntpunter by cuntpunter69 October 27, 2008
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cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate
"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"
cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

Cunthunters 

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"
Cunthunters by DJRailz January 19, 2021

cuntputer 

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.
'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!
cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007

cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.
Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.
cunt punter by ARuss703 October 24, 2009

Cuntpunt 

Kicking a woman in the cunt like a football.
Don't touch me you bitch or I'll cunt punt you so fucking hard.
Cuntpunt by Chadical May 6, 2003

cuntbuster 

An erection in which the man in question's penis has acheived its maximum length and girth.
"Man, your mum is so hot. The whole time she was cooking us breakfast I had an enormous cuntbuster on."
cuntbuster by living_legend August 1, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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