Cuntpunter 

A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.

"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"

Cuntpunter by cuntpunter69 October 27, 2008

cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

Cunthunters 

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.

"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"

Cunthunters by DJRailz January 19, 2021

cuntputer 

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007

cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.

Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.

cunt punter by ARuss703 October 24, 2009

Cuntpunt 

Kicking a woman in the cunt like a football.

Don't touch me you bitch or I'll cunt punt you so fucking hard.

Cuntpunt by Chadical May 6, 2003

cuntbuster 

An erection in which the man in question's penis has acheived its maximum length and girth.

"Man, your mum is so hot. The whole time she was cooking us breakfast I had an enormous cuntbuster on."

cuntbuster by living_legend August 1, 2008