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When your Covid cough sounds like you're coughing up cum.
Damn dude, got the case of the Cumvid after last night huh?
cumvid by BunbunbunnyFeng February 6, 2023
Words you can keep

cumfidence 

When an individual's horniness outweighs their low self esteem, giving them temporary flirting prowess or game.
I know I look like shit, but these girls are so fine, I'm feeling some crazy cumfidence right now.
cumfidence by Prof.Wade October 23, 2013

cumvincing 

The act of persuading your partner or anyone really into a sexual act
I wasn't going to go home with Brandon last night but he was very cumvincing!
cumvincing by RachetChuey April 23, 2021

Cumsiderate 

adj. -Having or marked by regard for for where to orgasm in deference to one's sexual partner.
1) I was going to climax on her face, but after much cumsideration, I decided that finishing on her stomach would be much more cumsiderate.

1) If you finish in a girl's eye, you are not very cumsiderate and may suffer a cocksequence or two.
Cumsiderate by matzamafia November 8, 2010

cumsideration 

When you pull out and cum on her tummy so she dosen't snail trail when walks about.
Babe!!! Why did you cum all over my tummy?
Baby it's cumsideration... I was thinking about you!!
cumsideration by DJ Dammit Man March 21, 2021

Worzel Cumidge 

A dirty old scarecrow that wanders farmers fields looking for fly by wank victims.
I got Worzel Cumidged in the park the other day.
Worzel Cumidge by pruneface69 November 14, 2010

Cumdiddlyumptious 

Something you say with cum in your mouth.
Mmmm baby your ungst is so cumdiddlyumptious
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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