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cumfidence 

When an individual's horniness outweighs their low self esteem, giving them temporary flirting prowess or game.
I know I look like shit, but these girls are so fine, I'm feeling some crazy cumfidence right now.
cumfidence by Prof.Wade October 23, 2013

cumvincing 

The act of persuading your partner or anyone really into a sexual act
I wasn't going to go home with Brandon last night but he was very cumvincing!
cumvincing by RachetChuey April 23, 2021

Cumsiderate 

adj. -Having or marked by regard for for where to orgasm in deference to one's sexual partner.
1) I was going to climax on her face, but after much cumsideration, I decided that finishing on her stomach would be much more cumsiderate.

1) If you finish in a girl's eye, you are not very cumsiderate and may suffer a cocksequence or two.
Cumsiderate by matzamafia November 8, 2010

cumsideration 

When you pull out and cum on her tummy so she dosen't snail trail when walks about.
Babe!!! Why did you cum all over my tummy?
Baby it's cumsideration... I was thinking about you!!
cumsideration by DJ Dammit Man March 21, 2021

Worzel Cumidge 

A dirty old scarecrow that wanders farmers fields looking for fly by wank victims.
I got Worzel Cumidged in the park the other day.
Worzel Cumidge by pruneface69 November 14, 2010

Cumdiddlyumptious 

Something you say with cum in your mouth.
Mmmm baby your ungst is so cumdiddlyumptious
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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