Definitions by ilubbbbjesus

Pastorbating 

Jacking off to Jesus.

Originated from- PastorBanning. The guy who dies first in Tales of Symphonia.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because I could hear my neighbors pastorbating.

Pastorbating by ilubbbbjesus April 25, 2009

Cumdiddlyumptious 

Something you say with cum in your mouth.

Mmmm baby your ungst is so cumdiddlyumptious

Cumdiddlyumptious by ilubbbbjesus April 25, 2009

Ungst 

Jizz.

He got ungst all over my face. And my ears. Oh man.

Ungst by ilubbbbjesus April 25, 2009