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cumfidence 

When an individual's horniness outweighs their low self esteem, giving them temporary flirting prowess or game.
I know I look like shit, but these girls are so fine, I'm feeling some crazy cumfidence right now.
cumfidence by Prof.Wade October 23, 2013

Cumsiderate 

adj. -Having or marked by regard for for where to orgasm in deference to one's sexual partner.
1) I was going to climax on her face, but after much cumsideration, I decided that finishing on her stomach would be much more cumsiderate.

1) If you finish in a girl's eye, you are not very cumsiderate and may suffer a cocksequence or two.
Cumsiderate by matzamafia November 8, 2010

cumsideration 

When you pull out and cum on her tummy so she dosen't snail trail when walks about.
Babe!!! Why did you cum all over my tummy?
Baby it's cumsideration... I was thinking about you!!
cumsideration by DJ Dammit Man March 21, 2021

cumicide 

to figuratively fuck someone to death
I gave Kim a major pounding last night. By morning, it was determined to be a case of cumicide.
cumicide by Cowboy Bo Pollard, Esq. September 22, 2009

cumicide 

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.
did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

Cumsiderate 

The act of making sure your partner reaches climax before you do
Man - "What feels best for you. I want you to go as much as you want before I go"

Woman - "You are so sweet. Thats very cumsiderate of you"
Cumsiderate by SkubaJG September 28, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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