Cumidity

The degree to which a room smells like cum.

“Hey man, have you been to visit our boy John lately? He must be down bad, the cumidity in his room was easily over 90%.”

by Deo Weo June 12, 2021

cupidity

Being stupid in love; doing stupid things because of love.

"Did you see that tattoo Jim got?"
"You mean the one of his girlfriend's puppy?"
"Yeah. What an act of cupidity.

by Kernel Poppa February 12, 2007

Cupidity Law

Legal action(s) taken solely for the purpose of making money or creating wealth.

The lawyers implemented and included themselves in cupidity law tactics on specific cases in order to expand and financially enrich their law firm.

by Heeger January 23, 2008

cupidity

Lustful desire.

Derives from the name of the Roman god, Cupid (Eros), who was the god of desire and lust.

"That boys full of cupidity."

by queen.padme.amidala September 5, 2008

Cupidity

the attempted act of setting up two potential friends as lovers, despite the absolute insanity of the idea.

Although she promised she would never do it again, the latest victims of her cupidity we recently seen hitting each other with chairs on an episode of Jerry Springer.

by larrylicious May 5, 2010

cupidity

behavior that shows a lack of good sense or judgement involving who you love

i couldnt believe my cupidity with that girl the other night

by leedleleed July 2, 2014

Cupidity

When your friend tries to be a cupid but is stupid at it.

"She is so bad at being a cupid, I mean, look at her cupidity!"

by Super.Villain January 30, 2018