Cumupits

Cum sprayed on the face in the morning... thus the breakfast of champions!

When you give oral copulation and the person ejects in your mouth or on your face in the morning, this makes cumupits the breakfast of champions.

Cumupits by FauxFamous July 18, 2011

Cumpits 

Displaying an abundant amount of deodorant under one's armpits to the effect of having creamy, clumpy, white underarms which can be mistaken for somebody shooting a load in your armpits.

We saw Seth changing in the locker room for gym class today when he took his shirt off he had a flagrant case of cumpits!

Cumpits by Phila_Bank$ March 21, 2011

Cumupins 

Revenge or payback. Used as a noun to sound cooler than just saying revenge. Said by Michael and Logan on Zoey 101 when they were trying to get revenge on Vince Blake.

"Vince beat us up last year. We gotta get our cumupins now."

Cumupins by BucketTeam23 May 11, 2014

cumupins 

to pleasure yourself
aka: masterbation

he makes cumupins like 5 times a day..i think hes lonely

cumupins by Amber[less then 3 u...NOT!!!] May 9, 2008

cumupins 

to pleasure yourself
aka: masterbation

he makes cumupins like 5 times a day..i think hes lonely

cumupins by Amber[less then 3 u...NOT!!!] May 8, 2008