Cumupits
When you give oral copulation and the person ejects in your mouth or on your face in the morning, this makes cumupits the breakfast of champions.
Cumupits by FauxFamous July 18, 2011
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Cumpits
Displaying an abundant amount of deodorant under one's armpits to the effect of having creamy, clumpy, white underarms which can be mistaken for somebody shooting a load in your armpits.
We saw Seth changing in the locker room for gym class today when he took his shirt off he had a flagrant case of cumpits!
Cumpits by Phila_Bank$ March 21, 2011
Cumupins
Revenge or payback. Used as a noun to sound cooler than just saying revenge. Said by Michael and Logan on Zoey 101 when they were trying to get revenge on Vince Blake.
Cumupins by BucketTeam23 May 11, 2014
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cumupins by Amber[less then 3 u...NOT!!!] May 9, 2008
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