cumsnatch

A hole in your body which can be fucked. Or a dorky/nerdy/geeky kid, a hoe. Or just a funny word.

Thats right I fucked that cumsnatch in my comaro.

by Adam the filthy cumsnathing whore November 13, 2007

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Benefit cumsnatch

A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)

That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits

by dreadcore July 21, 2023

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catsnatching

The gleeful, uninhibited and unrepentant sudden grabbing of a woman’s usually clothed private parts.

Catsnatching, the pastime of powerful men all over the world, has been widely popularized by our 45th President.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2018

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cumstache

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?

The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003

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cumswitch

When your giving your girl doggie while having your mate wanking secretly in the background and, right before you are about to cum, your mate takes over and spunks in your girlfriend's face

Tony: Oh dude, I had the greatest night of all time with Ethan
Oliver: What did you guys do?

Tony: Ethan and I performed a cumswitch with my girl. It was so funny
Oliver: That is so cool. Can I do it with you sometime as well?
Tony: Mate, you're a tranny. Don't you remember?
Oliver: shit yea

by BigWanker03 May 1, 2019

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