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cumstache 

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?
The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

cumswitch 

When your giving your girl doggie while having your mate wanking secretly in the background and, right before you are about to cum, your mate takes over and spunks in your girlfriend's face
Tony: Oh dude, I had the greatest night of all time with Ethan
Oliver: What did you guys do?

Tony: Ethan and I performed a cumswitch with my girl. It was so funny
Oliver: That is so cool. Can I do it with you sometime as well?
Tony: Mate, you're a tranny. Don't you remember?
Oliver: shit yea
cumswitch by BigWanker03 May 1, 2019

cumcatcher 

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)
Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!
cumcatcher by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

cumstarch 

When your seminal fluid suddenly becomes dry and a rough mid-thrust
"I was fucking this bitches brains out when suddenly I felt cumstarch."
The amalgamation of several sexual partner's discharge.(female cum can be included) left to cool on one's face prior to being licked off. This dish is best served at slightly below room temp. and is easily shared.
Hey AL, look at your mom lap up that cumspacho.
cumspacho by biggdogg September 4, 2003

cumsnatcher

One who immensely enjoys to snatch cum.
"You're being a cumsnatcher today."
cumsnatcher by Gus25 April 30, 2006