Skip to main content

cumsnatcher

A tissue paper, fabric, or anything used to 'snatch' or clean semen off your penor.
I need to get me some of them cumsnatchers.
cumsnatcher by ANS September 23, 2013

margaret thatcher the cum snatcher 

"Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher" is a nickname or term you give to someone who is always vigorously horny and craving sex for the pure enjoyment of seman.
Joe: I just had sex with Bianca.
Nick: why she's always trying to be "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."
Joe: true but I heard shell do anything for sex.
Nick: but still she "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."

cumcatcher 

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)
Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!
cumcatcher by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

crumbsnatcher 

Tracey had a couple of crumbsnatchers to look after, so she quit her job at Coles.
crumbsnatcher by Jenesis September 12, 2004

cum snatcher 

children or babies, ie. the result of not using birth control and getting pregnant.
"I'll see ya, I gotta go get my little cum snatcher from daycare."
cum snatcher by starbaby237 August 4, 2008

cumcatcher 

See whore. A woman who will put out every time. A lame fuck in bed. An easy biatch.
Shirley was a low down cumcatcher. She fucked the entire fraternity.
cumcatcher by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003