12 definitions by Hanz Von Steiner

eat babies

or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone

How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 10, 2005

tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

cockvac

a cocksucker, a useless or shitty person

Donny, just change your name to cockvac so people won't be surprised when they first meet you.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 10, 2005

fucksteak

1. an exclamation of surprise or dissapointment similar to "buttfuck" when "buttfuck" or "buttfucker" used as an interjection
2. a dumbfuck

Fucksteak! I lost my cell phone!
or
Wipe that shit off your upper lip, you goddamn ass-licking fucksteak!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 8, 2005

cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 16, 2005

fuckbucket youbucket

This is what you say if you're a giggly 11yo slut who likes to speak in "secret languages" and then giggle (teehee teehee) with her pre-pubescent friends.

Sobucket Ibucket saidbucket, "Fuckbucket youbucket!" andbucket leftbucket thebucket IMbucket chatbucket.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 26, 2005

woptard

a compound word describing Italians who are especially stupid and wiggerish

That kid John is such a woptard! He's got a bumper sticker that says "Italian Stallion"

by Hanz Von Steiner March 7, 2005