cumscon

It's a scon as in the biscuit filled with mainly the remains of sperm or more commonly refered cum.
Also refered to as Berliner, or any biscuit with a filling in it for other folks.

Should be particulaly insulting to any british folk.

Oh this witnit left his cumscon on the table!

by Klosteinmann July 1, 2022

Cumstone

A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"

^^^SEE DEFINITION OF CUMSTONE^^^

by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011

cumsponge

1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.

2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)

Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!

Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"

Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"

Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!

by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009

Cumsponge

A girl or guy who loves to swallow

She gives great head, a real cumsponge

by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

cumscoot

when you ejaculate on a girls back and she runs and lands on her back and slides across the floor

"cumscoot"

by ACeywacey May 7, 2021

cumsponge

a slut, often a highschool cheerleader

"oh my god, kelly you're such a cumsponge"

by s8n8ataco January 27, 2004

cumsponge

An object or person that absorbes cum.

That slut is such a fucking cumsponge.

by Phill McRacken January 12, 2003