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It's a scon as in the biscuit filled with mainly the remains of sperm or more commonly refered cum.
Also refered to as Berliner, or any biscuit with a filling in it for other folks.

Should be particulaly insulting to any british folk.

Oh this witnit left his cumscon on the table!

cumscon by Klosteinmann July 1, 2022

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Cumstone

A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"

^^^SEE DEFINITION OF CUMSTONE^^^

Cumstone by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011

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cumsponge

1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.

2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)

Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!

Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"

Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"

Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!

cumsponge by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009

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Cumsponge

A girl or guy who loves to swallow

She gives great head, a real cumsponge

Cumsponge by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

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cumscoot

when you ejaculate on a girls back and she runs and lands on her back and slides across the floor

"cumscoot"

cumscoot by ACeywacey May 7, 2021

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cumsponge

a slut, often a highschool cheerleader

"oh my god, kelly you're such a cumsponge"

cumsponge by s8n8ataco January 27, 2004

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cumsponge

An object or person that absorbes cum.

That slut is such a fucking cumsponge.

cumsponge by Phill McRacken January 12, 2003

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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