cumsponge 

1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.

2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)

Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!

Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"

Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"

Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!

cumsponge by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009

Cumsponge 

A girl or guy who loves to swallow

She gives great head, a real cumsponge

Cumsponge by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

cumsponge 

a slut, often a highschool cheerleader

"oh my god, kelly you're such a cumsponge"

cumsponge by s8n8ataco January 27, 2004

cumsponge 

An object or person that absorbes cum.

That slut is such a fucking cumsponge.

cumsponge by Phill McRacken January 12, 2003

cumsponge 

A cumsponge is the sponge you keep on your bedside table in preparation for performing "the spongebob," the sex act where you shoot your cum on a sponge before wringing it out over a girl's head.

"Hey girl, I'm gonna be late for our date cause I'm preparing my cumsponge for later."

"Oh, that bowl of water? Yea, I keep it there so my cumsponge is always ready to go."
"Naw, I can't make it today brah..... I gotta clean out my cumsponge cause I hit my girl with that spongebob last night."

cumsponge by RyderReacts October 24, 2018

Cumstone 

A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"

^^^SEE DEFINITION OF CUMSTONE^^^

Cumstone by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011

Pillow Cum Sponge 

The pillow in your room that soaks up all the cum like a sponge. See also Pillow Cream.

The full moon tonight is the perfect opportunity to try this antique pillow cum sponge... a gift from an unknown admirer. Who am I to refuse?

Pillow Cum Sponge by I. Hava Vageen May 3, 2010