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cumshootin 

The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.
Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.
cumshootin by Chickenman June 12, 2003

cumshooter 

a person who can force out his semen strongly.
The girl likes to sleep with cumshooters only.
cumshooter by uttam maharjan July 16, 2010
when you kill a person in a video game during ejaculation.
I'm about to cumshoot the enemy's medic.
cumshoot by Pineapple Snake May 30, 2020

cumshooting spacedragon 

A Red dragon is flying around in space and suddenly get a 50 inches boner.
The dragon then sees a starship. He uses his penis as a gun and begins shooting sperm on the startship until it crashes.
The crew of the space ship sees something out in the horisont. It comes closer and one of the crewmates shouts: OH NO A CUMSHOOTING SPACEDRAGON

wasabi cumshooter 

the male jizzes up a females or males nose and then they snot rocket it out and licks it up.
Ohh god zach just did a wasabi cumshooter to james.

cumshooter 

a dick who shoots out cum
"yo you got a huge cumshooter my man"
"yeah this glock bout to impregnate thousands of girls"
cumshooter by geoom January 28, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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