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cumcountant

A person who watches porn and keeps track of how many 'cum shots' occur.
"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"
cumcountant by z0mbieparade August 31, 2016
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A girl or guy that likes to eat donuts with cum in or on top of them.
Jerry picks up his cumdonut only when Alex is working.

Jane loves her chocolate cumdonut with white glaze.
Cumdonut by b4urn March 14, 2020

CumDonuts 

A slutty girl that likes to eat donuts with cum on them.
Cumdonuts here!
CumDonuts by Aerodyne August 11, 2018
a term used to describe agony or frustration
" FUCK! WHAT THE HELL?! CUMDONUT CUMDONUT CUMDONUT!
Cumdonut by austin9781 January 16, 2009
To cuconut is when a cuck cums while watching his wife or girlfriend get banged by a bull
Last night after watching my wife take it hard, I cuconut all over the carpet
cuconut by MAV44 June 20, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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