Cumconut

A coconut with a hole put in it that is used a fleshlight, When one is done using the coconut they keep the cum inside making it more pleasurable next time that it is used.

"I Love using my Cumconut, Every time I finish inside the next time is better"

Cumconut by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

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cumcountant

A person who watches porn and keeps track of how many 'cum shots' occur.

"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"

cumcountant by z0mbieparade August 31, 2016

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Cumdonut

A girl or guy that likes to eat donuts with cum in or on top of them.

Jerry picks up his cumdonut only when Alex is working.

Jane loves her chocolate cumdonut with white glaze.

Cumdonut by b4urn March 14, 2020

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CumDonuts

A slutty girl that likes to eat donuts with cum on them.

Cumdonuts here!

CumDonuts by Aerodyne August 11, 2018

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Cumdonut

a term used to describe agony or frustration

" FUCK! WHAT THE HELL?! CUMDONUT CUMDONUT CUMDONUT!

Cumdonut by austin9781 January 16, 2009

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cuconut

To cuconut is when a cuck cums while watching his wife or girlfriend get banged by a bull

Last night after watching my wife take it hard, I cuconut all over the carpet

cuconut by MAV44 June 20, 2024

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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