A coconut with a hole put in it that is used a fleshlight, When one is done using the coconut they keep the cum inside making it more pleasurable next time that it is used.
"I Love using my Cumconut, Every time I finishinside the next time is better"
A person who watches porn and keeps track of how many 'cum shots' occur.
"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).