Cumconut

A coconut with a hole put in it that is used a fleshlight, When one is done using the coconut they keep the cum inside making it more pleasurable next time that it is used.

"I Love using my Cumconut, Every time I finish inside the next time is better"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

cumcountant

A person who watches porn and keeps track of how many 'cum shots' occur.

"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"

by z0mbieparade August 31, 2016

Cumdonut

A girl or guy that likes to eat donuts with cum in or on top of them.

Jerry picks up his cumdonut only when Alex is working.

Jane loves her chocolate cumdonut with white glaze.

by b4urn March 14, 2020

CumDonuts

A slutty girl that likes to eat donuts with cum on them.

Cumdonuts here!

by Aerodyne August 11, 2018

Cumdonut

a term used to describe agony or frustration

" FUCK! WHAT THE HELL?! CUMDONUT CUMDONUT CUMDONUT!

by austin9781 January 16, 2009

cuconut

To cuconut is when a cuck cums while watching his wife or girlfriend get banged by a bull

Last night after watching my wife take it hard, I cuconut all over the carpet

by MAV44 June 20, 2024