cumqwat

(n) when a total twat is guzzling an overload of cum that is too large for their mouth

That guy is being a total cumqwat.

by 1111Spades June 26, 2016

Cumwater

A glass of water with ejaculate floating on top. Some people enjoy this tasty beverage.

That dude likes to drink cumwater.

by DotaYodA January 12, 2010

cumtwat

1.Similar to the kumquat, this is a vindictive, bitter bitch who's deceitful outside disguises the inner cum guzzling guttersnipe. This girl will go into cum dumpster mode only to further her own selfish, twatty desires.

2.Some biddy who sleeps with pretty much anyone as long as she gets something out of it, be it pizza or diamonds.

*note: CUMTWAT.

That fucking cumtwat doesn't keep her dollars in her billfold; she keeps them in her twat fold.

by Sir Kumquatalot III, sr. Esq. May 7, 2011

Cumquwatt

the result of left over semen drying in a woman's hair without her knowing it's there.

in the movie 'there's something about mary' cameron diaz had a Cumquwatt in her hair.

by kwil15 June 1, 2010

fuck-a-cumquat

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

Cumquatting

Another word for the term "Tea bagging" used while referring to your testicles as cumquats.

"Last night was fun. They took pictures of me cumquatting that chic at the party last night."

by Evamo December 3, 2011

cumtwat

a filthy digusting twat thats full of cum

your pussy always has a cock busting in you, you cumtwat

by cujomania September 9, 2020