Cumquating 

The act of having sex with fruit, and/or cumming into them by drilling or cutting holes into the side of a fruit and inserting your penis into the hole.

"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No what?"
"He fucked a watermelon"
"Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!"
"Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it."
"She's probably never heard of Cumquating before."

Cumquating by Big Blue Bear May 24, 2009

Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009

cumbulating

The position a cat is in when it has all of it's paws curled under it's body and has it's eyes closed.

Felix looks so content when he is cumbulating

cumbulating by topperman May 20, 2014

cumbusting 

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.

That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

cumbusting by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014

cumgurting 

The act of performing a cumgurt. *See "Cumgurt" for definition.

I love cumgurting for my wife to enjoy a delicious breakfast!

cumgurting by terp town February 26, 2023

Cumquatting 

Another word for the term "Tea bagging" used while referring to your testicles as cumquats.

"Last night was fun. They took pictures of me cumquatting that chic at the party last night."

Cumquatting by Evamo December 3, 2011

Cumducting 

The act of performing a blowjob to the rhythm, beat, and story of a song until climax.

Man! My wife has truly mastered the art cumducting… I’ve NEVER been so moved by “In Too Deep”!

Cumducting by TuvokShakur January 21, 2022