Cumquatch 

When a man cums on a woman's face, then proceeds to smear her hair into her cum-covered face. Making her look like a Sasquatch covered with cum.

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Cumquatch by MaxDoll88 February 13, 2014

Cysquatch 

A one-eyed Sasquatch that can see into the future.

If you are in search of the "Crystal Skull", then the Cysquatch will warn you of the dangers in your forthcoming journey. (From the storyline of Mastodon's album "Blood Mountain".)

Cysquatch by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford August 28, 2010

cumcatcher 

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

cumcatcher by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

fuck-a-cumquat 

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

fuck-a-cumquat by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

Cumquatting 

Another word for the term "Tea bagging" used while referring to your testicles as cumquats.

"Last night was fun. They took pictures of me cumquatting that chic at the party last night."

Cumquatting by Evamo December 3, 2011

cumsnatcher

One who immensely enjoys to snatch cum.

"You're being a cumsnatcher today."

cumsnatcher by Gus25 April 30, 2006

Jewish Cumquat 

A sexual position in which four guys cum on a jewish girls face simultaneously

DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!

Jewish Cumquat by Cammonk225 January 9, 2010