1.Similar to the kumquat, this is a vindictive, bitter bitch who's deceitful outside disguises the inner cum guzzling guttersnipe. This girl will go into cum dumpster mode only to further her own selfish, twatty desires.

2.Some biddy who sleeps with pretty much anyone as long as she gets something out of it, be it pizza or diamonds.

*note: CUMTWAT.

When your surrounded by kumquats and your girl is being a whore. Get that dude's kumquats out of your mouth. I don't care if it tastes citrus!

To release your semen on the outside of a womans pussy, covering it with sperm.

a derrogatory term directed toward someone who is stupid or who is a bitch.

It strictly defines someone who is ugly, due to there personality and the fact that can be a total a-hole, too.

a female with a delicious piece of pie

The woman of my dreams. Loves fucking, anal, facials, swallowing, and funny sexual nicknames.