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1.Similar to the kumquat, this is a vindictive, bitter bitch who's deceitful outside disguises the inner cum guzzling guttersnipe. This girl will go into cum dumpster mode only to further her own selfish, twatty desires.

2.Some biddy who sleeps with pretty much anyone as long as she gets something out of it, be it pizza or diamonds.

*note: CUMTWAT.
That fucking cumtwat doesn't keep her dollars in her billfold; she keeps them in her twat fold.
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a filthy digusting twat thats full of cum
your pussy always has a cock busting in you, you cumtwat
cumtwat by cujomania September 9, 2020
a derrogatory term directed toward someone who is stupid or who is a bitch.
you stupid crazy cumtwat!
cumtwat by squilliam October 3, 2007
a female with a delicious piece of pie
yea! go ahead man, get you some of that cumtwat. I know i have.
cumtwat by Greg Smith February 7, 2007
The woman of my dreams. Loves fucking, anal, facials, swallowing, and funny sexual nicknames.
After all these years, I've finally found my cumtwat!

That's my cumtwat!
cumtwat by stanleythepowerdrill January 3, 2006
Tommy Robinson
Tommy Robinson is a misogynistic racist cumtwat
cumtwat by Jaegerbear January 19, 2020

Cumwater 

A glass of water with ejaculate floating on top. Some people enjoy this tasty beverage.
That dude likes to drink cumwater.
Cumwater by DotaYodA January 12, 2010
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