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cumptuous

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A huge cumload from a super rich guy and she totally swallows just because he’s rich and she probably gags and makes a grossed out face and stumbles for a chaser because he saved that shit up for her and it’s stale as fuck.
Hey girl, I totally gave a bj to him in the limo after we dropped you off last night, and it was cumptuous! He bought me a diamond promise ring today!
cumptuous by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020
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Cumultuous

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A very loud and noisy orgasm.
She roared like a sex leopard, i've never had such cumultuous sexual intercourse.
Cumultuous by Ranchgirls January 2, 2021

lumptuous

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Curvy in all the wrong places.
She thinks she's think and voluptuous. But she's really just lumptuous with all those rolls.
lumptuous by Candi108 January 30, 2019

Sumptuous 

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Entailing great expense, as from choice materials, fine work.

1. Costly: a sumptuous residence.

2. Luxuriously fine or large; lavish
1.This government building is sumptuously appointed.

2.To eat sumptuously.

3. Miss “Lucky” started my table off with an appetizer of some sumptuously flavored.
Sumptuous by FrankyJames March 4, 2010

Calumptuous 

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(Cal-ump-chew-us) adjective - being both voluptuous and presumptious simultaneously
I know you've got amazing curves but you don't have to be calumptuous about it...
Calumptuous by Orca July 31, 2008

cuntuous

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"That Phillie's game was cuntuous!"

"Why is your neighbor being so cuntuous?"

"The new Anal Cunt cd is most cuntuous."
cuntuous by Andrew May 2, 2004

Sumptuous Micah Barich 

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The act of using a jumbo sized box of cosmic brownies, and mashing them in your hands. After the consistency is like diarrhea, then use as lubricant while you finger your asshole, and your partners asshole simultaneously. Then insert your penis into your partners asshole and then have anal for 5 minutes. After have her suck your cock and then make out, and use the access cosmic love Juice and rub it on her face.
I did a sumptuous micah Barich last night and I've never been happier.
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