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Sumptuous Micah Barich 

The act of using a jumbo sized box of cosmic brownies, and mashing them in your hands. After the consistency is like diarrhea, then use as lubricant while you finger your asshole, and your partners asshole simultaneously. Then insert your penis into your partners asshole and then have anal for 5 minutes. After have her suck your cock and then make out, and use the access cosmic love Juice and rub it on her face.
I did a sumptuous micah Barich last night and I've never been happier.
Curvy in all the wrong places.
She thinks she's think and voluptuous. But she's really just lumptuous with all those rolls.
lumptuous by Candi108 January 30, 2019

humptuous 

Displaying behavior indicating a tendency to hump people, animals, or inanimate objects
Andrea, don't be so humptuous, its not becoming of you.
humptuous by The Magnumator October 18, 2009

scumptious

A load that tastes good simply because the guy is hot. Cum that is extremely tasty and delicious sucked out of a young stud.
I saw this hot young lacrosse player at the gym and totally blew him in his car. He was so scumptious I even swallowed!
scumptious by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020

spumptious 

spumptious (spump shus) ADJECTIVE. To be sexy and delicious. From “scrumptious” and “pump.”
Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.

Ron- She's a great fuck, too.

Randy- How would you know?

Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.

Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?

Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.

Randy- Think she'd go out with me?

Ron- Not a chance.

Randy- Why?

Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.

Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!
spumptious by Maxhole June 24, 2009
A huge cumload from a super rich guy and she totally swallows just because he’s rich and she probably gags and makes a grossed out face and stumbles for a chaser because he saved that shit up for her and it’s stale as fuck.
Hey girl, I totally gave a bj to him in the limo after we dropped you off last night, and it was cumptuous! He bought me a diamond promise ring today!
cumptuous by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020