humptuous

Displaying behavior indicating a tendency to hump people, animals, or inanimate objects

Andrea, don't be so humptuous, its not becoming of you.

by The Magnumator October 18, 2009

Humptos

A clown that likes little boys a little too much

“Son let’s see that Humptos clown I heard he likes boys.” Or “that Bill Cosby is a Humptos.”

by Hairy gi gi gats February 9, 2020

lumptuous

Curvy in all the wrong places.

She thinks she's think and voluptuous. But she's really just lumptuous with all those rolls.

by Candi108 January 30, 2019

Sumptuous

Entailing great expense, as from choice materials, fine work.

1. Costly: a sumptuous residence.

2. Luxuriously fine or large; lavish

1.This government building is sumptuously appointed.

2.To eat sumptuously.

3. Miss “Lucky” started my table off with an appetizer of some sumptuously flavored.

by FrankyJames March 4, 2010

Sumptuous Micah Barich

The act of using a jumbo sized box of cosmic brownies, and mashing them in your hands. After the consistency is like diarrhea, then use as lubricant while you finger your asshole, and your partners asshole simultaneously. Then insert your penis into your partners asshole and then have anal for 5 minutes. After have her suck your cock and then make out, and use the access cosmic love Juice and rub it on her face.

I did a sumptuous micah Barich last night and I've never been happier.

by SHAMWOW Sliverin April 25, 2017

humptious

A combination of two words that you call someone who you’re attracted and you describe as being very hump-able and scrumptious.

Hey Tony, have you seen Katie tonight? She’s looking very humptious!

by Cubanburrito305 March 18, 2025

cumptuous

A huge cumload from a super rich guy and she totally swallows just because he’s rich and she probably gags and makes a grossed out face and stumbles for a chaser because he saved that shit up for her and it’s stale as fuck.

Hey girl, I totally gave a bj to him in the limo after we dropped you off last night, and it was cumptuous! He bought me a diamond promise ring today!

by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020