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When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.
"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!
Cunthouse by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010

cuntious 

a very posh cunt.
you are very cuntious
cuntious by haggard-ash August 14, 2009

Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.
My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.
Self Cuntious by Fortitude July 2, 2015

Cuntubuss 

From the English: Cunt

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From the the Greek: Succubus

A woman that is a Cunt and sucks a persons soul Succubus

Pronunciation: Cunt-U-bus
Max: That girl is such a cuntubuss, I dated her. She made me a bad person
Pepe: Dude fer sher.

cuntulous-skankasaurus 

a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.
Noun. like the word cunt but with a suffix. A person who constantly annoys everyone or does something that is only beneficial to them.
Fred: John stole the money that we raised for the ophans.
Pete: What a total cuntous
Cuntous by Swagzeplin July 13, 2015
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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