cunctuous

adj.-cunt+unctuous(oily)

Also used as a derogatory descriptor for females

Tyronezeezi: Dang, that strippa is cunctuous
Bob: Yeah, but it's ok, i like it

Steve: That cunctuous bitch!!

by disomic bastard February 24, 2008

Cunthouse

When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.

"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!

by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010

cuntious

a very posh cunt.

you are very cuntious

by haggard-ash August 14, 2009

Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.

My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.

by Fortitude July 2, 2015

Unctuous

Unctuous is an adjective. It means excessively or insincerely polite.

Rick- Can you hand me that remote next to you, please?
James- Yes master, anything for you. I am not worthy. Forgive me.
Rick- What? Stop being so unctuous.
James- Fine. How about you get it yourself, noob.
Rick- Gah!

by danielson153 May 28, 2009

Cuntubuss

From the English: Cunt

&
From the the Greek: Succubus

A woman that is a Cunt and sucks a persons soul Succubus

Pronunciation: Cunt-U-bus

Max: That girl is such a cuntubuss, I dated her. She made me a bad person
Pepe: Dude fer sher.

by Los Pezones Matadores April 23, 2010

cuntulous-skankasaurus

a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.

niffer cuntulous-skankasaurus

by yasnoozeyalose July 30, 2010