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The biggest trolls of the music industry. A grindcore band led by singer Seth Putnam. Their lyrics are mainly offensive sounding shit which can't be understood. In reality, they're just written to piss butthurt people off.
Anal Cunt are my favorite trolls ever.
by Crash6351 December 11, 2010
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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A grindcore band with extremely offensive lyrics and screaming jiberish vocals!!! Formed in 1988 Anal Cunt is a Seth Putnam project.
An Anal Cunt song:

Valujet

you fucking jew
you wanted to save 50 bucks
you were too cheap to fly delta
now you're an alligator's lunch

chorus:
find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet
over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet
hitler should've thought of it now you're alligator shit-valujet,valujet
you stupid fucking jew you should'nt have flew-valujet,valujet

are you a jew
or just fucking gay
too cheap to fly delta
or t.w.a.

chorus

at least the plane was filled,with white trash ,jews,and blacks
now you're valujet alligator snacks

chorus
by Karim Al-Basiel October 01, 2005
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This word refers to the condition when, after a great deal of fucking over a long period of time, a woman's vaginal walls will deteriorate to the point where the anal and vaginal cavities are connected. This will make defecating essentially involuntary. This was discussed on sex talk with Sue Johannson.
candy the 55 year old whore down the street has developed anal cunt
by dmby.com March 26, 2005
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weird band that have strange, offensive lyrics. Retarded when compared to vaginal jesus or such.
"everyone in anal cunt is dumb"
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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A grindcore band that many people say shouldn't have ever gotten a record label. Besides their parody "picnic of love" cd, I mostly agree.
dude: i love anal cunt!
other dude: if they got signed, I'm a monkeys uncle.
other other dude: well, you're a monkeys uncle then. but their picnic of love cd was cool.
Other other other dude: what are you supposed to do at their concerts, just sit around and look confused? you cant even dance to this shit.
gangsta: tru dat blood
other other other dude: here, I'm putting on thier picnic of love cd.

"I was selling flowers by the side of the road, when you came to my flower stand. I was telling you about pansies and roses, when you tried to grab my hand. tra la la la la la la la, tra la la la la la la la, sorry I'm not that kind of boy..."

gangsta: dis shyt is tyte
by kdsjfa April 22, 2006
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