cumpenis
cumpenis by Khudson218 November 27, 2017
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compenisation
When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
compenisation by CapTim August 25, 2009
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compenisate by Urban Knowledge August 29, 2012
cumpensation
n. The act of remunerating a woman (or man)'s efforts for jerking you off, sucking you off or having sex with you with white liquid compensation. Both men and women can do this
v. To ejaculate in response to the aforementioned acts.
v. To ejaculate in response to the aforementioned acts.
Ursula wasn't a man, but she was just as readily able to cumpensate Richard for banging her into Kingdom Come.
Delta Tau Delta's fraternity has cumpensation stains all over the floor from last night's "Pimp and Ho" party.
Delta Tau Delta's fraternity has cumpensation stains all over the floor from last night's "Pimp and Ho" party.
cumpensation by Mr. Pazzi January 20, 2011
Cumpenseed
To provide an appropriate and usually counterbalancing payment; either for labor resulting in cum, or consisting of (but not limited to) cum.
Verb. A portmanteau of the words compensate, cum, and seed.
Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.
Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.
Cumpenseed by OnlineAlias March 9, 2020
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