cumpenis

Were you come on your penis and have a guy name chance like it of

Ooooo, chance cumpenis me

by Khudson218 November 27, 2017

compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.

Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.

by CapTim August 25, 2009

cum-cum-penis

cum with penis

Derived from cum meaning "combined with" and cum meaning "ejaculate"

I'm always thirsty for cum-cum-penis

by Seshato November 19, 2020

compenisate

When someone attempts to compensate for their inadequate/small penis size.

"Look at that guy's huge pick up truck!"
"Yeah, he's obviously trying to compenisate."

by Urban Knowledge August 29, 2012

Compenise

A way of asking if a person would like company for a period of time

Claudia: Would you like me to compenised you over the weekend?
Kaylee: Fuck yeah cum in my eyes too

by ciy August 28, 2021

cumpensation

n. The act of remunerating a woman (or man)'s efforts for jerking you off, sucking you off or having sex with you with white liquid compensation. Both men and women can do this

v. To ejaculate in response to the aforementioned acts.

Ursula wasn't a man, but she was just as readily able to cumpensate Richard for banging her into Kingdom Come.

Delta Tau Delta's fraternity has cumpensation stains all over the floor from last night's "Pimp and Ho" party.

by Mr. Pazzi January 20, 2011

Cumpenseed

To provide an appropriate and usually counterbalancing payment; either for labor resulting in cum, or consisting of (but not limited to) cum.

Verb. A portmanteau of the words compensate, cum, and seed.

Example; the man agreed to fairly cumpenseed the hooker of his choice.

by OnlineAlias March 9, 2020