2 definitions by ciy

Compenise

A way of asking if a person would like company for a period of time

Claudia: Would you like me to compenised you over the weekend?
Kaylee: Fuck yeah cum in my eyes too

by ciy August 28, 2021

Jacob's Law

This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.

Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name

Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis

by ciy June 14, 2020