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Cumpuzzled 

Unsure as to whose ejaculatory fluid is on or around a person's body, specifically the face.
Taylor wiped the jizz off her face but was still cumpuzzled afterwards.
Cumpuzzled by UTgoalieguy May 14, 2010

crumguzzler 

A person who turns up a bag of chips, pretzels or any crummy food product to finish off the remnants
Hey check out that fat crumguzzler chugging that Dorito dust!
crumguzzler by Max L. May 16, 2007

cumguzzling fuckslut 

A person with a special liking for semen consumption (especially in large quantities), and at the same time a special liking for submissive vaginal/anal intercourse. Note the following about the cumguzzling fuckslut: 1) he/she is not a fuckwhore; 2) he/she is most likely to be submissive but can also be dominant if fed enough cum; 3) he/she is not a "cumguzzling gutterslut," which may imply a sexual identity centered on practises other than anal/vaginal intercourse.
(Cumguzzling fuckslut): "I am a cumguzzling fuckslut."

(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"

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cumguzzler

one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.
my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.
cumguzzler by hopanger October 17, 2002

cumdazzle 

The act of blowing your load on a woman's chest and then throwing glitter on the affected area.
Linda returned from a bad day at work, so I decided to brighten her day by giving her a cumdazzle.
cumdazzle by ntyravgjo January 21, 2011

cumfuzzled 

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.
What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.
cumfuzzled by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009