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A type of penis. Specifically a thin floppy penis

How did the date go?
It was okay but he’s got a Cumnoodle

Cumnoodle by Dugglebutt May 15, 2019

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a. cumnoodle

fettucini alfredo a la four guys "man"aise with a side of gonorrhea

"Dude, I'm not feeling so well. I think I had a. cumnoodle tonight."

a. cumnoodle by pussyfunk November 8, 2007

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Cumboozled

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.

person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti

Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022

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Comoodle

Comoodle the act of communally cooking noodles whilst high.

Hey man fancy a comoodle?

Yeah man love to!!!

Comoodle by BroadgateparkWillis November 4, 2013

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Canoodlemonster

A person who canoodles with anyone he can get his hands on. A master canoodler.

Bennett is such a canoodlemonster. He's already canoodled with three people and it's only been an hour!

Canoodlemonster by jetss November 28, 2015

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cunoodling

- the act of making out
- very affectionate snuggling
- romantic in the eyes of the cunoodlers but very disgusting to observers

The two lovebirds were cunoodling on a bench, I thought I was gonna barf.

cunoodling by Blehck! July 26, 2009

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Canoodle Poodle

An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.

April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!

Canoodle Poodle by 66057 January 2, 2008

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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