Cumnoodle

A type of penis. Specifically a thin floppy penis

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It was okay but he’s got a Cumnoodle

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a. cumnoodle

fettucini alfredo a la four guys "man"aise with a side of gonorrhea

"Dude, I'm not feeling so well. I think I had a. cumnoodle tonight."

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The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.

person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti

Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022

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Comoodle the act of communally cooking noodles whilst high.

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A person who canoodles with anyone he can get his hands on. A master canoodler.

Bennett is such a canoodlemonster. He's already canoodled with three people and it's only been an hour!

Canoodlemonster by jetss November 28, 2015

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- the act of making out
- very affectionate snuggling
- romantic in the eyes of the cunoodlers but very disgusting to observers

The two lovebirds were cunoodling on a bench, I thought I was gonna barf.

cunoodling by Blehck! July 26, 2009

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An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.

April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!

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